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    • May
      • Real Estate Quickies #3
        05/24/08
        The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.

        If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

        My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won

      • What Is The Catch?
        05/12/08
        The Devil tells a Real Estate Agent, “Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any Real Estate Agent alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest agent that ever lived.”

        “Well,” says the Real Estate Agent, “what do I have to do in return?”

        The Devil smi

      • Real Estate Quickies #2
        05/05/08
        Q) There is a Used Car Salesman, a Realtor and a Lawyer. And you have a gun with two bullets… Which should you shoot?
        (A) You should shoot the realtor twice… Just to be sure.

        Sign next to FSBO: We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.

        Two Realtors Talking: My

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